In Defense of the Pickpocket

This morning, I discovered fraudulent charges on my credit card. Some fool in Canada has been tapping into my (meager) money supply in order to purchase alcohol and lumber. I suspect he's building a wine cellar.

Anyway, I'm left with a deactivated credit card, a host of fraudulent charges, a sense of betrayal by this Canadian whom I've never met, and a burning curiosity about the wine cellar he's probably constructing.

Last night, long before I found out about this identity thief, I wrote the following short story. It's oddly appropriate.

In defense of the pickpocket in the story, and also this real-life Canadian crook, we humans often seek things that don't belong to us. We're always craving what's not ours. Sometimes it gets us into trouble, while other times it just leaves us troubled. The important part is that we recognize these desires, own up to them, and figure out how to shut them off...before we start building fancy wine cellars on someone else's dime.

Love,
Lisa

In Defense of the Pickpocket

If this is redemption

Why do I bother at all?
There’s nothing to mention,

And nothing has changed.

-James Vincent McMorrow, “We Don’t Eat”

 

             The text stares up at her, a reminder of the person she’s become.

Still coming?

She typed the message around noon, while working the lunch shift. She then erased it and typed it again, at least five times. She’d played around with different phrases, eventually opting for the one that sounded the most impromptu.

“C’mon,” she murmurs aloud to her empty apartment. “Write back to me.”

              There are dishes to be washed, piles of laundry to be folded. But she stands against the kitchen counter instead, staring at the cellphone. Her heart beats fiercely. She can feel in her fingertips, ears, calves, toes. Places she’s never felt it before.

              She reaches into the fridge, grabbing a bottle of juice. It tastes rancid. The acidity lingers on her tongue and temporarily pulls her attention away from her pounding heart.

              A familiar four-note melody slices through the air. Slamming the bottle of juice onto the counter, she hurries to her phone.

                30 minutes, the incoming text reads.

                She stares at the screen, envisioning more words. Ones that are less icy and impersonal. Ones that she knows—without a shadow of a doubt--will never, ever come from the emotionless man who sent the text.

                What am I supposed to do for the next thirty minutes? she wonders. Although the past eight months disappeared faster than a breath of air in wintertime, she can’t fathom the half hour ahead of her. She knows it will drag on.

                With nothing better to do, she reaches into her pocket and extracts only a stick of gum. Nothing more. The forty dollars she earned by working lunch shift are missing.

                Her mouth drops open. She checks one more time, but the results are the same: her pocket is still empty.

This happened before, back in April. On the corner of Fillmore and Pine. She dismissed the man’s groping hand as a drunken indiscretion, until she got home and realized the stranger had wanted more than just a quick feel. He’d taken almost a hundred bucks.

                How could I let this happen again? I’m an idiot, she thinks, leaning against the kitchen sink. In defense of the pickpocket, my cash was sticking out. On display for the world to see.

                  It dawns on her that she shouldn’t be making excuses for a criminal. But she’s made so many excuses lately that it’s become a habit.

Two days later, she sits on a swivel chair in the middle of a restaurant. Her best friend stares at her, no trace of compassion or empathy in those blue-green eyes.

                “Why?” the friend asks.

                “I don’t know,” she says, and it’s the first honest answer she’s given in a long time.

                “You’ve done this before,” the friend comments in disgust.

                “I have,” she readily admits. “Several times.”

                The friend is silent for a moment. “Are you proud of yourself?”

                She doesn’t answer, because she finds the question stupid. Condescending, too.

                Quickly, she grabs her purse and leaves the restaurant. She doesn’t turn around.

It’s a cold night, which is not atypical for Northern California. Clouds block the moon. After walking a few blocks, she arrives at home. Her fingers are nearly frozen.

Her apartment offers little comfort; it’s as chilly as the air outside. A Bible sits on the floor by the closet. She can’t remember exactly which lines used to provide consolation. These days, none of the verses bring much relief.

                With a sigh, she slides to the floor. Carpet rubs against her ankles and thighs.

                Wasn’t I made new, supposedly? she reflects, staring up at the ceiling. Born again?

The trash can is filled with latex. Unwashed sheets reek of indiscretion. Her entire apartment testifies to emotional death, not rebirth.

She inches toward the thick book lying in front of the closet. She doesn’t have enough strength to pick it up, much less read it, but she stares at the cover for a few seconds.

“It’s been here,” she says quietly. She knows she has justified the unjustifiable. She also knows that grace doesn’t require a perfect resume. For that, she is grateful.   

If I'm Not Here...

In honor of today being Tuesday, I am posting a story about an amazing ministry that takes place in the Mission every Tuesday. It's been a huge part of my life here in San Francisco.

I'd be lying if I said I always kept my composure during this event. I've cried, hugged strangers, held conversations in my broken Spanish, and felt the heaviness of others' heartaches. It's been a crazy ride, for sure.

Love,

Lisa

If I’m Not Here

 

“If I’m not here next week, it’s because I killed myself,” he says with a straight face.

                I grab two bottles of Tapatio from the center of the table, pretending to clean them with my anti-bacterial wipes. Fingers slide over glass, but it’s just for show.

Sunlight filters in through the windows overhead. There are beams of gold dipping all the way to the ground, as though someone is offering a silky yellow lifeline. Unfortunately, the man isn’t interested in reaching for it.

His voice grows progressively more somber as he delivers his own eulogy.

“Life don’t have nothin’ for me anymore,” he says. “What’s this world got to offer? I ain’t had my own bed for ten years. No job, no family, not a dollar to my name. For me, life ended a long time ago.”

My eyes flick toward the man, whose hair is caked with debris. He smells like beer and sewage. Blood trickles from one ear, a parade of little red dots marching down his neck.

                “Don’t do it,” Jose tells the man. Although his accent is thick, his words are clear as day. “Suicide won’t solve your problems, brother.”

                “Yes it will,” the man swears, his tone combative. “You’ll never understand! You have no idea what I’ve been through.”

                Jose pauses for a second. “You know something?”

                The man shrugs. “Huh?”

                Jose places a hand on his dirt-encrusted arm. “It’s ok to be angry and upset. The hurt, the loss…it’s all real. But even in the worst of it, you are loved.”

                “Ha!” the man scoffs. He pushes his plate across the table; it slides down the wooden surface, landing right in front of me. I pick up the grimy dish, knowing I’ll have to wash my hands twice after touching this thing.

                “God can carry you through anything,” Jose says. “He didn’t promise an easy life, but He did promise to remain by our side throughout all of it.”

                “You can’t be serious,” the man spits. He looks Jose in the eye, then quickly shifts his gaze toward the windows. “That’s just lies they feed you in this church. Where was God when I needed Him? Where was He when I lost my family?”

                The man releases a sigh, which echoes off the walls and causes a shrill ringing in my ears. It’s the loneliest sound I’ve ever heard.

“I don’t want to talk no more,” the man says. He rises from his chair.

“Where are you going? We have time,” Jose insists.

Whirling around, I check the giant clock on the wall. It’s nearly one o’clock. The room was supposed to be emptied and cleaned half an hour ago.

                I hurry to the last table, grabbing the bottles of hot sauce in the center. I scrub them rigorously.

                “We’re running behind today,” someone notes.

I whirl around, coming face-to-face with Sheila, the volunteer coordinator. A mass of blond hair frames her porcelain skin; it might be summer in San Francisco, but Sheila’s as pale as she was in the dead of winter. Which was when we met, in fact.

“Yeah. I guess everyone lost track of time,” I say.

Abandoning my sanitized rags, I help her fold chairs.

                “Are you ok?” she asks.

I bite my lip. “Yeah. It’s just really…sad.”

Sheila leans over and whispers directly into my ear. “He does this every week.”

                “He does?”

                Sheila nods, jutting her chin in the direction of the homeless man. He doesn’t appear to be at all comforted by the words Jose is offering. In fact, the man looks like he’s damaged beyond repair.

                “Every week, he swears he’s going to commit suicide,” Sheila clarifies. “It’s a cry for attention. But that’s the case with most of the guys who come here. They’re not mentally stable.”

                “It’s a shame,” I note, unable to make sense of the brokenness I’ve seen today.

                “It certainly is. But we’re not here to save the world,” Sheila continues. “We’re here to love our neighbors. Simple as that. Keep your head up, Lisa. Don’t let the chaos deter you.”

                “I won’t,” I promise.

                She winks, then wraps an arm around my shoulders. “I started helping with this ministry ten years ago. You were, what, in high school?”
                “The tail end of it,” I tell her with a chuckle.

                “Of course! Me too,” she jokes. “Ah, the good ol’ days. Anyway, I’ve been helping every Tuesday for a decade. And you know something?”

                “Hmm?”

                “I’ve seen some crazy stuff,” Sheila declares. “But I don’t regret any of it.”

                I glance at the homeless man, who’s reaching for things. He has a jacket, a bottle of liquor, and several old newspapers.

As he gathers his pitiful belongings, Jose offers to pray for him.

                “I should sanitize that chair, huh?” I ask Sheila. From halfway across the room, I can see the streaks of mud that on the metal seat.

                She nods. “Yeah. This is the glamorous life. Welcome to the Tuesday lunch ministry, Lisa.”

                “Happy to be here,” I say with a firm nod.

Truth be Told...

This is not a true story. Unless you define true as "a figment of one's imagination, with tiny glimpses of reality tossed in." In which case, we would get along really well...because I'm always looking to blur the lines between fact and fiction. As a writer and habitual daydreamer, I suppose that's just my natural tendency.

Anyway, today is about as warm and perfect as it gets. So I'm glad I finished writing this strange little story because, to be honest, I just want to go play in the sunshine.

Love,

Lisa

 

 

I’m left wiping at my eyes instead,

And swearing that I’m better yet

While waiting for time to pass by

 

The lyrics float through my head in a circular pattern: they appear, then disappear, then return to sight. Just like the piles of debris littering this side of Steiner Street.

Stepping over a stack of half-eaten Starbucks sandwiches, I sigh. There will be another decaying pile of food in a block or two. It’s part of life in this section of town.

A bell chimes from the Catholic church down the street, signaling that it’s noon.

Like a bolt of lightning, an idea strikes me.

“And watching the minute hand fly,” I murmur aloud. My chest fills with excitement over this small accomplishment.

“Lisa!” someone shouts.

I immediately turn toward the sound.

My escape-artist roommate, who’s become quite skilled at disappearing for days and then magically reappearing to do a single load of laundry, waves at me. She’s standing directly in front of the park; a bunch of teenage boys pause their soccer game to glance at her. Iris has the most perfect smile and this lush, vibrant hair that belongs in a commercial. She’s gorgeous.

I lift a hand, waving back.

“You look so happy,” she calls out as we continue in opposite directions.

“That’s ‘cause I just finished the chorus,” I shout, even though we’re too far apart to hear each other at this point.

My phone buzzes with a text from Iris. Good to see ya, roomie! Can I reserve the laundry machine tomorrow night?

Sure thing, I write back. I’ll be in SOMA anyways.

There’s an open mic tomorrow in SOMA and one on Wednesday in North Beach. I’ll sing my newest original song to a ragtag group of daydreamers who may or may not be able to pay rent this month.

Angry shouts stir me from my thoughts. “Outta the way! C’mon, move over! What’re ya doing?”

The sound of metal grinding against cement makes me cringe.

Just ahead, there’s an old lady in a wheelchair. She’s blocking the sidewalk, which has elicited unkind words from passersby.

Usually I ignore these awkward situations, but this woman catches my attention for some reason. Her gray hair is disheveled, tied up with a single elastic. The grooves on her face indicate she’s somewhere in her mid-seventies, or perhaps older. But certainly not younger.

Sagging skin dangles from her arms and mascara slides down her weathered cheeks.

What a mess, I think.

The wheelchair rests beside the curb, right in the flow of traffic. Her arms shake as she tries to propel herself over the curb. Clearly, the incline is too steep; she breathes loudly, exerting every ounce of force she possibly can.

She doesn’t ask for my help, doesn’t utter a word. I get behind her wheelchair anyway, though. With one effortless push, the wheels slide over the two-inch cement hurdle.

She glances up at me. Her eyes are brown like mine, except faded around the corners. One glance in those irises is enough to take my breath away; startled, I gasp for air.

I know who you are, I reflect. In all the strange novels and short stories I’ve written, I created scenarios like this one. But I never envisioned myself in the story, and I certainly didn’t predict the coldness that would sweep across my skin.

“Oh, dear,” she says, each word as shaky as the skin hanging beneath her chin. “You’re the only one who was willing to help me. Thank you.”

I gnaw on the inside of my cheek so hard that I almost draw blood. “Um…you’re welcome?”

“You remind me of myself, years ago. I used to be quite lovely, you know,” she says with a wink. Then she spins her wheels, jutting forward.

I watch the lady cruise down the street.

“While waiting for the time to pass me by,” she sings as she approaches Fillmore Street. “And watching the minute hand fly…”

She has no wedding ring, no companions or even friends to help her along. She looks haggard and used-up, like she’s outstayed her welcome in this world. Just another weird lady singing a weird song that nobody else knows.

The woman embodies every fear of mine, every foolish insecurity that keeps me awake at night.

But there was one vestige of hope, one glimmer of inspiration in those gray-brown eyes of hers. In spite of the loneliness, there was love in those irises. It shined brightly.

I continue down Steiner with shaky hands. I only look back once; by then, the wheelchair has vanished. But I don’t doubt what I experienced this afternoon, nor do I doubt its meaning. Not for a second.

 

Escapade Kids

Last Sunday at midnight, I found out that all Harper Collins submissions are required to be 70,000 words.

How did I discover this? By attempting to send them my manuscript, which was promptly rejected because it was 51,000 words. Bummer, right?

A normal person would've given up. It's irrational to try to compose 19,000 words in just a few short days, right?

Wrong. I went at it, typing until my fingers (and eyes) felt like they were about to fall off. Currently, the book has 65,000 words. My goal is to reach the 70,000 mark by Monday.

Game on.

So, the excerpt below is one I worked on this morning. Krista Contessa and her sister Talia are about to meet the lead singer of a huge, nationally-known band. This is all thanks to Ethan Carlson, the guitarist who used to be Krista's arch-enemy but recently became her friend. Mostly, that happened because Ethan agreed to use his superpowers to help Krista.

I think that's enough background info to make the excerpt readable. Enjoy!

Love,
Lisa

“I can’t believe it! Ethan, we’re gonna meet them? As in, talk to them?” Talia cries, leaping forward to pull him into a hug. “I think I love you.”

                “Don’t say that just yet. They might be in a hurry, setting up,” he warns. “But hopefully you’ll get to see them, at the very least. Up-close.”

                “Oh! This is the best belated birthday gift ever,” she says dreamily as we walk around the side of the building. “Aside from the guitar you gave me, Krista.”

                “I was involved in that gift too,” Ethan points out. “So I guess I’m your hero?”

                “Absolutely. That’s what we’ve always secretly thought,” I say, rolling my eyes dramatically.

                Ethan uses one finger to push me to the side. I’m laughing hard enough to stumble, but not hard enough to fall over. Instead, I just reach over and shove him back. He turns toward me, feigning shock.

                “It’s so on,” he declares, rolling up the sleeves of his black hoodie.

                “Enough, you two! Do I have to separate you?” Talia teases.

We continue down a narrow alley, sidestepping stones and cracks in the pavement. I’ve never been inside The Tabernacle before. From this perspective, it looks antique. The building towers above us, a stone structure with menacing appeal. It’s old-fashioned and rustic.

Very hard-core.

                The alley eventually leads to a clearing. Tour buses are parked in a semi-circle. Fire Starters has this massive black bus that could probably fit the entire population of Georgia inside. Escapade Kids’ bus, on the other hand, is downsized and far less showy. But Ethan doesn’t seem to mind; his green eyes are fixed on the vehicle. For a few seconds, he stares with this look of amazement on his face. Clearly, he approves of the bus.

“So that’s your new apartment, huh?” I say quietly, envisioning Ethan on the tour bus all summer long. It’s not something I want to think about, but I can’t avoid the subject forever. Summer is only a few weeks away.

“Hopefully,” he responds. Brown hair blows around his defined, angular chin as he gazes at his potential home. It might not be spacious, but it offers a chance at a dizzying, action-packed life. Which is Ethan’s dream. “That’s the goal, Krista.”

                The boys in the band are hanging out by the trailer, grabbing equipment as they discuss tonight’s setlist. I’ve seen these guys on posters and occasionally on MTV clips. I heard them play in Six Flags just a few days ago. I know exactly what each band member looks like, but it’s still weird seeing them in person. They’re standing no more than ten feet from me. It’s surreal.

                Jared, the lead singer, could pass for an older version of Ethan. Jared’s got long, dark hair and light eyes. His hair is practically black, though, as opposed to Ethan’s chocolate hue. And Jared’s a bit shorter. More muscular, too, as though he spends most days swimming or biking. Both, possibly.

Benny, the drummer, has medium-dark hair that’s significantly shorter than Jared’s. In every poster, concert, and tv snippet I’ve seen, he always has a laid-back grin slapped across his face. Even now, as he helps lift heavy musical gear off the trailer, he is smiling. It seems the kid is incapable of being unhappy.

                Not a bad thing, I note internally.

                Elijah and Scotty are carrying guitars very carefully. Scotty’s the bassist. His artsy glasses outline almond-shaped eyes. Elijah, on the other hand, is built like a surfer. He’s as toned and athletic as they come.

                Overall, the band is incredibly good-looking. It’s undeniable that their talent got them this far; Jared’s original songs are really heartfelt and catchy. But being attractive didn’t exactly hurt their case. Every one of these guys could’ve gone into modeling if the music career hadn’t worked out. Not that they need to worry about that anymore; Escapade Kids has just reached the level of stardom, and their massive fan base continues to grow daily.

                “Tyler looks different in real life,” I whisper, jutting my chin toward the bus.

                “In what way?” Ethan asks.

                I pause. “Blonder. Is that a word? And more fun. In photos, he usually has a serious expression.”

The guitarist, Tyler, leans against one side of the van. He’s grinning like a kid on Christmas. In front of him stands a pretty girl with light brown hair. She’s got a rock on her finger the size of a grapefruit. I remember, briefly, reading online that one of the guys in the band was married.

It must be Tyler, I reflect, searching his left hand for a ring. He doesn’t seem much older than Ethan or me. But, judging by the look on his face, it was a smart decision to marry young; there’s no question he’s 100% in love with this girl. Sometimes age is really irrelevant.

                “Tyler’s the married one, right?” I whisper to Ethan.

He nods. “Yeah, to Julie. She’s probably the nicest person I’ve ever met. They’re only two years older than me, which I thought was weird at first. Julie was seventeen when they got married.”

I let out a low whistle. “Shoot. Still in high school, huh? I can’t even imagine.”

“Me neither,” Ethan admits. “But it’s working. They’re so good for each other, Krista. The band took me to dinner a few nights ago; I just couldn’t believe how perfect Tyler and Julie are together. It was…I don’t know, inspiring.”

From behind us, Talia lets out a happy sigh. I’d almost forgotten she was here.

I whirl around, facing my baby sister. She’s got this star-struck stance; her feet rest lightly on the ground, as though held there only by gravity. Talia’s always been obsessed with celebrities, but this runs much deeper. She’s got big dreams as a musician, after all. To see people who have made it, guys who have taken the music scene by storm…well, I can only imagine how that must feel. I’d be in the same boat if I got to meet one of the professional artists and graphic designers at SCAD.

“No fainting,” I instruct Talia. “Got it? Mom will kill me if you come home with so much as a scratch.”

“I’ll try my hardest not to pass out,” Talia agrees sweetly. “Can’t make any promises, though.”

                “Ok ladies, here we go,” Ethan says softly. “I think they’ve got a lot to do, so I’m just going to grab Jared for a second.”

He clutches my hand and moves forward.

                It’s so incredible, the way his fingers just find mine. I wasn’t expecting Ethan to reach for me. His skin is warm. Smooth, too. For someone with such a tough image, Ethan is much gentler than I would’ve imagined.

                “Hey Jared,” Ethan says when we approach the band’s frontman.

                Jared looks up from the pile of equipment. He breaks out into a huge grin at the sight of Ethan, offering a handshake. With his free hand, Ethan accepts.

                “Dude, we’re so happy to have you here,” Jared says. “Welcome to the circus, bro. I know you’ll do great tonight.”

                “Thanks. I’m excited to be here,” Ethan tells him. “Hey, I wanted to introduce my friends really fast. Before we start setting up and doing soundchecks.”

                “Yeah, sure. No problem. I’m Jared,” he tells me and Talia. As though we were unaware of this.

                “Krista Contessa,” I wave.

                “And I’m Talia. I just want to say that I’m so thrilled to see y’all tonight. I love your music and Fire Starters are awesome, too,” Talia gushes, her cheeks flushed from all the excitement. “This is really unbelievable. You guys are some of my favorite musicians in the world.”

                 “Thank you. That means a lot to me. We’ve been working really hard since we put out a new record, so it’s always nice to get compliments from people,” Jared says. His voice is totally sincere. The kid is humble; he could easily have an inflated ego, considering the recent success of the band. But he’s not cocky. In fact, he seems down-to-earth and genuine. “Keeps us motivated to churn out more songs, you know?”

                Talia nods. “Quickly, I hope. Can’t wait for your next album.”

                “It’ll be a little while, since we’ve got the tour to focus on right now,” Jared admits. “But I promise we’ll hit the studio as soon as that’s done. Hopefully with Ethan this time.”

                “The newest member of the band,” I reflect, still amazed that Ethan’s associated with this nationally-known band.

“Alright man, we should let you get back to work,” Ethan says. “I’ll come help out in a minute.”

                He walks me and Talia toward the alley. I glance back one time, watching the bandmates buzz around the van like flies. They’re on a mission.  

It’s crazy to think I just stood beside the lead singer of Escapade Kids, I reflect. I’m shocked that he took the time to meet me and Talia. On top of that, he was really nice. Talia’s heart is probably fluttering like a hummingbird’s.

“Ok, I’ll come find y’all after we play,” Ethan assures us.

                “Sounds good. Text me before you step on stage,” I remind him.

He nods in understanding. Talia stares straight ahead, a dazed look on her face. I elbow her side, trying to stir her back to reality. It’s a lost cause; she’s off in dreamland. I know my sister well enough to know that she’s already planning her children with Jared.

                “He’s got a girlfriend,” Ethan points out. The comment seemingly comes out of nowhere, but I know that he is reading Talia’s memories. She probably has a detailed, vivid picture of Jared’s smile. Or maybe his eyes…he did have striking eyes. Nearly as unique as Ethan’s.

                “Huh?” Talia asks innocently.

                “Jared. He’s dating this chick named Violet,” Ethan says with a shrug.

                “He’s too old for Talia anyway,” I point out. I wrap an arm around my baby sister protectively.  The guys in Escapade Kids are nineteen or twenty. Even though she doesn’t act like it, Talia’s only thirteen. Barely.

Sometimes I forget that.

                She wiggles out from beneath my arm. “Whatever, Krista. I’m way more mature than my actual age. Aren’t I, Ethan?”

                He nods hesitantly. I laugh.

                “Besides, Krista…five years’ age difference isn’t so different than two,” Talia points out. It takes me a minute to figure out what she’s talking about. Once the realization sets in, I clamp a hand over her mouth. Then I turn toward Ethan with a smile.

                “Ok, you’ve probably got a bazillion things to do. See you in a while, Ethan. Break a leg,” I say.

I smile and blink furiously, trying my hardest not to recall Talia’s comment. Ethan will surely see it in my memories, and I can’t take that chance. 

                He nods. If he caught onto my sister’s joke, he gives no indication of it. I watch him make his way back to the van. He slaps Scotty on the back, as though they’ve been friends forever. Ben and Elijah look up. They both nod in approval. Clearly, Ethan’s already one of the guys.

He grabs an amp and hauls it inside the building.

 “Can you take your hand off my mouth now?” Talia laughs, her words muffled by my fingers.

                “Oh,” I note. “Sorry. You’re ridiculous, by the way. Ethan and I are not dating, Talia.”

                “Hmm. If that’s true, then why are you blushing?” she teases.

                I shake my head as we walk around toward the entrance. They’ve started to let people inside, so the line no longer winds all the way around the building. I scan the crowd for a tall blond girl, but there are too many to weed through. I’m not even sure I would recognize her immediately. My memories are so scattered and fuzzy.

But that’s why I enlisted Ethan’s help, I think, trying to stay positive. He can confirm my cousin’s identity. I could only make an educated guess. At best.

“You’re insane,” I note, wrapping an arm around Talia’s tiny neck.  “No more awkward comments, ok? Please?”

She nods hesitantly. “I’ll keep my mouth shut, if you insist. But it won’t change the chemistry between you two…”

“There’s no chemistry,” I insist. “C’mon, let’s go find our seats.”

Self-Portrait

"In Search of Me" is about 85% revised! I expect to complete it by this weekend. Krista's settled into my life a bit, so I'm not terribly excited to finish this project. Fortunately, there's a sequel that needs to be written...which means I don't have to let go of her just yet.

The excerpt below describes Krista at a scholarship reception dinner. She's nervous, confused and a bit shocked. This is probably why I love her so much; she is flawed and, well, very human.

Ironic, huh? The most human of all my characters in all my novels just happens to be the girl who is superhuman.

Excellent! This is why I'm obsessed with writing...

Love,
Lisa

Mom and Talia head inside the building. I swallow, regain my composure, and follow them. Talia’s steps are sharp and quick. Mine, however, are not so confident.

Signs in the lobby point us toward the grand ballroom. Men in suits and women in elegant black dresses mill around the entrance. They sip their cocktails, speaking in low voices. It’s more formal than anything I’ve ever seen.

We enter the ballroom, which is filled with strangers. Mom and Talia linger near the front, sampling hors d’oeuvres. There are fancy little concoctions that look delicious. Mini pies and sandwiches rest on top of silver platters.

But food means nothing to me at the moment.

I am more interested in the artwork.

There are so many submissions; paintings line the ballroom, from the last row all the way to the stage. There are hundreds of chairs in the center. I swallow, realizing that the competition is much tougher than I’d predicted. I creep along the edge of the room and scan each masterpiece. They’re all so unique and well-crafted.

Suddenly, my painting seems very amateurish. I can’t believe I even made it this far. Compared to these other paintings, mine is ordinary. Unexciting.

While I’m admiring a painting of a lighthouse, someone steps behind me. I sense a presence before the person utters a word.

Whirling around, I come face-to-face with Ethan Carlson. He’s dressed in a suit, which is the strangest sight I’ve seen in a while. He seems perfectly comfortable in ripped jeans and faded t-shirts, but this suit is another story. He’s swimming in it, for one thing. His narrow hips can barely hold up the black pants. The sleeves fall a little too low, covering part of his hands.

But the tailoring errors aren’t as interesting as the look of confusion on his face.

Ethan appears totally baffled. Like he can’t decide whether to embrace the suit or rip it off his skin.

“Hey Ethan,” I say between chuckles. “What are you doing here? Nice suit, by the way. It totally goes with your surfer-boy hair.”

“Hey, shut up. I didn’t know how people dress for this kind of thing,” he admits. “Besides, you could’ve offered a simple ‘thank-you.’ I drove an hour to be here.”

“Thanks,” I say, controlling my laughter. “Really, it was nice of you. I can’t believe you remembered.”

“Of course I did,” he says. He shakes his head. “Don’t forget, we’re friends now.”

The word stands out in my mind. It echoes, like a scream trapped inside a tunnel. Friends. That’s what we are. It’s all we’ve ever been.

It’s not so bad, I remind myself. We weren’t meant to be. Ethan and I…we never would’ve worked out.

“So which one’s yours?” he asks me, nodding toward the paintings.

I point to the other side of the room, near the stage. Ethan follows me as I march in front of the first row of seats. A stage has been set up, with a podium and several large display boards. The microphone sits idle. I know, however, that the words flowing through that microphone in the next hour have the potential to change my life.

Or not.

My painting comes into focus as we approach the last few seats. All the hesitations, all the doubts….they dissolve as I return to the familiar piece. The woman seems to crawl off the canvas, right into the room. Her eyes are so vivid. I can practically hear the screeching of tires and the silence that followed. I can taste the humidity in the air. Her fear is apparent, engraved in every groove of her skin. That fear is different from the one that’s attacking me tonight, yet it’s strikingly similar.

“Krista,” Ethan breathes. He turns toward me, his eyes practically bulging from his head.

“Mmm-hmm?” I murmur.

“Krista, do you realize what this image is?” His voice is harsh, almost severe. There’s chatter in the background. A glass occasionally clinks, a few heels click across the floor. But Ethan’s voice shatters those sounds. It beats against my eardrums the way that Atlanta sunshine pounds against pavement.

I turn toward my painting and shrug. “It just came to me one night. I don’t even know the woman. That’s sort of irrelevant, though. Isn’t it? I guess the painting’s supposed to capture a feeling of fear.”

“The woman is not irrelevant,” he assures me. “In fact, she’s the entire focus of the painting. She’s the reason you made it, Krista. Don’t you see? Don’t you understand?”

“Understand what?” I ask, placing a hand on my hip. Ethan is getting so excited, but the truth is my art piece isn’t special. I’m not going to win this competition. I didn’t paint anything all that amazing or creative. It’s just a basic nighttime scene. I should’ve tried harder.

“Krista, this is your mother.”

“Huh?”

“It’s your mom. I’ve seen her face in your cousin’s head; I’ve waded through memories to find a clear image of your mother. I’d recognize her anywhere. It’s your mom…the woman whose eyes are now mine,” he says.

My head spins. “How could I possibly paint my mother? I can’t even remember her, except in dreams.”

“It’s part of your gift,” Ethan concludes. “You can see the future and the past. This was her, Krista. The night of the accident. Maybe she wants you to know how upset she was when she realized she was about to lose you. That’s how deep her love ran, Krista.”

I place a hand on his arm to steady myself.

Mom spoke to me through a painting, I muse. Is that possible?

It makes no sense.

But then again, Ethan can sort through strangers’ memories. And I can paint scenes before they happen in real life. So nothing really follows the laws of physics anymore, it seems. The supernatural has become a daily occurrence in this small corner of Georgia.

Krista's Search

Armed with a new laptop (yay! No more unexplained system failures while I'm in the middle of typing), I'm back in frantic writing mode.

This is a pretty crucial time for me; I've got two months on solid ground and a head full of crazy ideas.

I'm in the process of editing "In Search of Me." At the same time, I'm working on its sequel, "With the Band." Deadline: November 1st. Even though I only have 3000 words at this point, I'll finish it by then! It's just going to take some fearlessness, grit, and determination.

Fortunately, I'm not afraid to get a little dirty.

The first few pages from "With the Band" are posted below. Krista's back, and she's got a lo of chaos to deal with. Luckily for her, it's going to be one exciting ride. After all, Krista's touring the country with a popular band and pooling her powers with those of the other bandmates.

Not a bad way to spend a summer...

Love,
Lisa

Preface

The fact that I wore braces for two years should've been a warning sign.

I mean, everyone else in my family had perfect teeth, the kind that belonged in a toothpaste commercial. My sister's smile was dazzling enough to make her one of the most popular girls in Atlanta. From Decatur to Riverdale, Talia was a superstar. And she had the grin to prove it.

I, on the other hand, had mouth full of metal for twenty-six months.

Total red-flag, right?

Well, my parents finally told me the truth. When I was fifteen.

After a decade of fables and fairytales, they admitted I was adopted. The red-headed girl with a constellation of freckles across her nose was not, in fact, part of the Contessa clan. At least, not biologically.

Things for pretty weird after that.

I spent the first few days wallowing in disbelief. Then I moved on to anger. Then resentment. Then self-loathing. Eventually, I embarked on a new mission: embracing my recently-discovered superpowers.

You see, my birth mom had given me more than messed-up teeth and frizzy hair.

No big deal.

Chapter 1

"Don't say no!" Mandy begs, her voice drowned out by drumbeats and microphone feedback.

"Huh?" I ask, pressing the phone against my ear. "I can barely hear you."

"I'm at band practice with Ethan," she explains. "Come with us tonight, Krista. I need you there."

I lean against the headrest, letting my pillows provide a fluffy cushion for my neck. After trekking around town all day, it feels good to sit still. "Oh Mandy. It might be too much. I mean, Meghan and I walked all over Buckhead. I'm exhausted."

Mandy sighs.

What I can't tell her is that I'd love to go, except I'm scared to death of seeing Ethan. Or, more accurately, seeing Ethan with Mandy. She's my best friend, he's the only guy I've ever really cared about, and they're a couple. A new, adorable couple.

"Tonight's just not good," I say quietly.

"But I miss you," Mandy protests. "Soon I'll be in Chapel Hill for three months, and I want to enjoy every minute with you before I go. What can I say? I'm greedy. It's because I'm an only child."

I chuckle at this. Leave it to Mandy to make me laugh while my heart is slowly breaking.

"Ok," I finally concede. "I'll come to dinner with the band. But you'd better appreciate this! I'm the best best friend ever."

"Yes you are," she agrees cheerfully. "See you at Ray's Seafood at seven."

Back for Good

I haven't touched this blog in a while, but that doesn't mean I haven't been writing.

Actually, I've been writing feverishly. Or, more accurately, editing feverishly.

This novel, "In Search of Me," has some crazy twists. I wrote it back in '09, but I never really shopped it out to publishers. Once I'm done editing, I just might do that. Granted, it isn't the most meaningful of my books. It's bizarre and unpredictable, though. And (hopefully) entertaining.

Here's the premise: at age five, Krista is approached by a boy (Ethan Carlson) who tells her that her cousin misses her. The weird thing is, she doesn't have any cousins. Fast forward ten years, and Ethan's grown into a rule-breaking, troublemaking tortured artist. He's a jerk, in Krista's opinion. Below is their chance encounter at a coffee shop.

See, the interesting part is that Ethan is more than just mysterious. He's magical. And he just happens to know something about Krista's past, something that will determine the course of her entire life.

Well, that was a lot of backstory! With all that info, hopefully the passage below will make sense.

Love, Lisa





At 4:15, I slide into a corner booth at Starbucks.

Across the room, there are a bunch of college kids sitting around a table. Although textbooks are scattered across the wooden surface, it doesn’t appear anyone is studying. A pretty Asian girl is telling some exaggerated joke. When she reached the punchline, one of the boys at the table snorts his mocha through his nose. It’s gross but also sort of cute. Of course, the whole group bursts out into laughter at the sight of their mocha-spewing friend.

After a moment, I shift my gaze to the window. A brilliant blue sky stares back at me. There are no storm clouds, no peals of thunder in the distance. It’s a nice spring day, much nicer than the sticky summer weather that is going to be here soon.

Another gross Atlanta summer, I reflect with a hint of disdain. With a sigh, I reach into my backpack.

“Where is it?” I mumble, searching for the wad of money I stuffed in there earlier today. My heart skips a beat.

Just as my fingers wrap around the cash, Ethan Carlson steps inside Starbucks. As usual, there’s a guitar strapped to his shoulder. But this isn’t the guitar he brings to school. This one’s a little older and a little more worn.

I gasp as the puzzle pieces fall into place.

“Ethan is ROCKER361,” I whisper to myself. Hurriedly, I whip out my phone and shoot Mandy a text.

Guess who the Craigslist mystery guitar man is? I type.

“Krista?” Ethan asks, placing both palms on the table.

I tuck my phone into the pocket of my jeans. Swallowing, I glance up at Ethan.

The first thing I notice is his hair. It’s longer than it used to be.Sometimes he ties it in a ponytail at school, and I’ve never spent more than a second or two looking at him. But now that he’s right in front of me, and his hair is loose, I can see how long it’s grown. It brushes his shoulders.

The second thing that catches my attention is the color of his eyes. Ethan’s got these bright, dramatic irises that don’t match his dark features. Those eyes stare straight into mine, without a trace of fear or hesitation.

Ethan tilts his head slightly. “Hey.”

I don’t respond right away. While waiting for me to say something, Ethan leans against the booth. His studded belt presses into the fabric. Ethan has a thin, wiry body and no hips at all. His belt highlights how skinny he is.

“So you’re the Craigslist guy,” I conclude, flicking my eyes toward his guitar case.

“And you’re the Craigslist girl,” he shoots back. There’s enough sarcasm in his voice to send a shiver up my spine.

“Alright then,” I mutter, ignoring Ethan’s mocking tone. I gesture toward the other side of the booth.

Once a jerk, always a jerk, I reflect. Ethan might look good, but he is rotten inside. Decaying, in fact.

He yawns and takes a seat.

“Well this is the guitar,” he says, pointing to the Yamaha. “Obviously.”

“Is there anything wrong with it?” I ask. “Any specific reason you want to sell it?”

He stares at me. “It was my first guitar. Ever. I’ve upgraded. What is this, an interview?”

What’s your problem? I think.

“Well I’m taking your word for it,” I say. I slide the envelope across the table. “I only have $150-”

“Seriously?” he scoffs. A strand of hair falls over his eyes, and I find myself wondering how someone manages to hit the genetic jackpot in that way. His eyes are so vibrant, yet his skin is dark. It seems unfair; nobody should be allowed to have that kind of perfect contrast. It’s distracting.

“This is all I have,” I say quietly.

His eyes narrow. “Are you kidding me?”

I blink. In a flash, I think back to Mandy’s texts and comments about how sweet Ethan is.

She’s had the wool over her eyes this whole time, I muse. Ethan Carlson is a total bully. He’s always been that way.

I bite my lip. “Look, I’m sorry. I know you were asking for $175, but I worked like a slave all spring and this was what I managed to save up.”

He narrows his eyes at me. “Thanks for wasting my time. Didn’t you read the Craigslist posting? Were you planning to bargain? Like a flea market or something?”

“Wait,” I say as he jumps to his feet. “Please, Ethan. I don’t have any more money. I really need this guitar. Don’t leave. Please!”

“Well I really need $175,” he tells me, reaching for the Yamaha. “Too bad.”

Dazed, I watch him storm out of the front door. Then I grab my belongings, trying to process what just happened.

Nothing Left...

I delayed this.

I deliberately put this one off, because I knew it would be really tough to revise.

Guess what? My predictions were right.

The intro is posted below. It's short and cryptic. This book isn't for the faint of heart.

Love,

Lisa




“You should join us tonight,” Kevin said.

Laughter floated in the background, a high-pitched female voice. Megan was with him, as usual. There were some sizzling noises, too.

Undoubtedly, they’d fired up the grill. Burgers would be served soon, and guests would congratulate the happy couple. Everyone would eat cake and smile and admire the rock on Megan’s finger.

“I might show up,” I told Kevin.

“Hope to see ya,” he assured me before ending the call.

I stared at my cell phone, at the black screen. Then I threw it across the room. It hit the bedroom dresser with a thud, landing on a pile of crumpled-up clothes.

Slowly, I rose from the bed. My head throbbed and my vision was blurry; objects drifted in and out of focus.

These dizzy spells were all to familiar. They didn’t even scare me anymore.

“You can’t do this; it isn’t fair,” I whispered to nobody. “You can’t just come into my life and destroy everything I have.”

There was only one course of action that would set things right. Luckily for me, I was good at it. I’d become an expert.

As I leaned against the bedroom dresser, the smell of marinara sauce wafted into my bedroom. Mom was cooking pasta.

I laughed at the sickening smell; it didn’t tempt me at all.

I laughed heartily, as though I were the most carefree person in the world. As though my heart was full and happy.

As though I wasn’t dying.